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Weezer

Good band that can't decide whether they want to play good rock music or shitty Rap/Pop/EDM and constantly disappoints their fans.
The new single by Weezer is terrible.
by Heartilation March 19, 2017
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weezeed

Smoking so much fucking weed that you travel to a whole different universe
Dude I’m fucking Weezeed!”
by Lily Muñoz May 19, 2018
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Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.
I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.
by Rems Husband March 12, 2018
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Wheezer

In this instance referring to online and over the phone retail sales.

A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.

They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.

It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
P2: Hey John, You have a customer asking for you on line 4, Says his name is Mike J.

P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.

*Black-List his caller ID*
by ReactorCoreMemedown December 1, 2018
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weezer

nerd rock.

they could sing about scissors and still be fabulous
1: have you heard the latest weezer album?
2: hell yea man its pretty dope
by boreddictionaryx May 23, 2019
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wheezed out

when u drank the liquids of the forbiddon fruit and it hits u harder than thor hit zeus with his hammer
bro dennis is so wheezed out bro
by wheezedout August 21, 2019
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