Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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Get the Wail mug.1) A person (typically a male that plays piano) who is in deep denial that there should be a lower-case 'd' at the end of their name.
2) A person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they assumed that there would be an urbandictionary.com definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).
3) A person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named Booger.
2) A person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they assumed that there would be an urbandictionary.com definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).
3) A person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named Booger.
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Person 1: "That's Wayland!"
Person 2: "I thought his name was Waylan."
Person 1: "There should be a D in there somewhere..."
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A wild Waylan appears: "Waylan isn't in Urban Dictionary."
Person 1: "Did you search Wayland?"
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"That darn Waylan-- he plays piano and named his hamster Booger. He's also away from Facebook right now, eating something called 'fried cheese.'"
Person 1: "That's Wayland!"
Person 2: "I thought his name was Waylan."
Person 1: "There should be a D in there somewhere..."
2)
A wild Waylan appears: "Waylan isn't in Urban Dictionary."
Person 1: "Did you search Wayland?"
3)
"That darn Waylan-- he plays piano and named his hamster Booger. He's also away from Facebook right now, eating something called 'fried cheese.'"
by Karchipotamus December 1, 2011
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Waylyn is very smart.
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