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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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Wail

When a fail is so epic, it becomes a win
"Dude, you have over 400 socks and not a single matching pair?"

"I know. Its such a wail."
by A Kreeper January 1, 2010
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Waylan

1) A person (typically a male that plays piano) who is in deep denial that there should be a lower-case 'd' at the end of their name.

2) A person who is so convinced of their own awesomeness that they assumed that there would be an urbandictionary.com definition of their name (that they would most likely enjoy/ relate to).

3) A person who enjoys fried cheese, piano, and having a gerbil named Booger.
1)

Person 1: "That's Wayland!"

Person 2: "I thought his name was Waylan."

Person 1: "There should be a D in there somewhere..."

2)

A wild Waylan appears: "Waylan isn't in Urban Dictionary."

Person 1: "Did you search Wayland?"

3)

"That darn Waylan-- he plays piano and named his hamster Booger. He's also away from Facebook right now, eating something called 'fried cheese.'"
by Karchipotamus December 1, 2011
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waylyn

A girl who is usually prettier on the inside than the outside but is too afraid of being judged to show it. She loves animals and is only herself around those she trusts the most. Sometimes that isn't even her "friends" at school. She has a god given gift for almost everything she puts her heart into. She is very religious and says her prayers every night even when others say it isn't cool. Most of all this girl will always be shot down by her friends but will get back up until she finally makes a comeback and rules the world.
Waylyn is very smart.
by Wierdo101 February 7, 2015
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Wayland

A very loving giving understanding passionate loyal Red neck that likes to fish hunt burn wood out in the yard on a cold night and sing country music by the moon light .drink beer and sip wiskey .and always holds his lady and familey very tight .
Wayland is a very good singer while he dri nks and burns wood
by Big way December 19, 2016
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Wail

1. To engage relentlessly in any activity. i.e. having sex, eating, smoking, drinking, working. Indulgence.
Damn, I'm about to wail on that girl. or Let me wail on that cigarette.
by sweetpotato August 12, 2004
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Waylon

That guy tries so hard to be a badass, but he's just a Waylon.
by Iwishicared October 15, 2017
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