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wisdom glitter

silver hairs/ when someone grows older and their hair is aging.
"Wow, Margret your wisdom glitter is showing nowadays!"
by Master Revan July 24, 2017
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Wicked Wisdom

Jada Pinkett Smith's nu metal band.
Yep, it actually exists.
I'm not fucking with you.
by 7568ino January 19, 2024
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Insta-wisdom

: Lowbrow social media pseudo-wisdom touted as wisdom. Characterized by one or more of the following:

1. Is superficial, dumbed down, overly simplified, or nonsensical.
2. Often disseminated and re-disseminated on a mass scale as gospel fact.
3. Comprised primarily of gibberish.

4. Often loaded with fluff.
Examples of Insta-wisdom.

Example 1: Misattributed quotes/misquotes:

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true." - Abraham Lincoln
"I never said all that shit." Confusius
“Money is the root of all evil.” (misquote) “The love of money is the root of all evil”, according to Timothy 6:10 from the King James Bible

Example 2: Oversimplification:

There are three phases of life:

The first part of your life, you learn.
The second part of your life, you earn.
The third part of your life, you return.

Example 3: Logical fallacies:

Slippery Slope: Arguing that a small step will inevitably lead to a catastrophic consequence.
Example: “If we allow same-sex marriage, it’ll lead to polygamy and then bestiality!”
by Dimebag Donny December 1, 2024
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Trap Wisdom

The unparalleled wisdom of one of those who is a man, though is in similar stature to a female. Their wise words tell you of tales they have encountered. If a trap offers you wisdom it is absolute and unquestionable.
Person 1: The Trap gave me his unparalleled Trap Wisdom.
Person 2: No way, I bet it'll help you a ton!
by TrapWisdom May 3, 2022
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Temple of wisdom

Another word for a public restroom, because it always has good advice written on the walls about things you should do, and stuff.
by Bro 2012 June 29, 2022
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Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.
Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!
by rufik March 9, 2020
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fizzy wisdom

When someone is talking out their ass
This guy was giving me fizzy wisdom about straight piping a Tesla
by GemGawd September 25, 2021
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