ventical

Ventical is a noun meaning mechanical ventilation or mechanical ventilators, i.e. ventilator life support machines, non-invasive mechanical breathing support/ventilator machines.

The patient is on ventical until organ donation can take place.

by jenntirarn January 25, 2018

vertica

Coolest most swagiest person ever B)

Vertica is amazing and swaggy.

by trainer_z February 25, 2022

vertica

A very small gremlin child that thinks they’re tall but in actuality they are very smol, also very annoying

Wow you are acting like such a vertica today!

by VerticaHater February 25, 2022

vertically superior

Tall, Someone who generally towers over their surroundings, opposite of vertically challenged, generally a slang term used in the San Francisco Bay Area but commonly used outside of it as well. Usually used in a humorous or joking sense.

Elaina: "Damn everyone is so tall here! I feel so short..."

Spencer: "Nah it's ok we're just vertically superior"

by vertically superior December 9, 2009

Verticality

The art of stacking things as high as possible.

By stacking those boxes that high, he's really showing off his unsurpassed verticality skills.

by pepperfarmer November 5, 2012

Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

What currently has a positive verticality?

A nerdy way of saying "what's up?" Usually only used by nerds with at least some partial social skills. When used by a socially inept nerd, it will generally be spoken to one who wouldn't understand. This is commonly responded to with "The vast expansion of blue, or some sort of solid between it and myself"

Sheldon: "what currently has a positive verticality?"
Penny: huh?
Sheldon: I said, what currently has a positive verticality?. My god woman, can't you hear?
Penny: I meant, what did you mean by that?
Sheldon: well, since a positive value is...
Penny: Can I just say the sky?
:nerds in audience laugh:
Sheldon: Amazing, you were able to pick the right answer, though you forgot to mention the solids between it and us
Penny: Whatever, look, is Leonard home?

by PiFreak October 7, 2009