Varrenti

The awesomeness of pirates, ninjas and zombies combined

dat guy be dam varrenti i say

by >:D-|< October 25, 2009

varnigh

1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).

Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.

How mate, you varnigh spilled my pint!

I varnigh punched him in the face.

by LGF92 January 19, 2010

Varnished

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

Varj

Humorous slang for vagina, can also be used for creating amusing vagina related phrases to amuse some and confuse many...

'Man that girl is packing one messy Varj'

'I'm off to visit the Varj Mahal'

'I'm not fussy, honestly webuyanyvarj.com'

late 80's british comedy duo 'Little and Varj'

'This is a man's apartment, there shall be NO Varj Paraperhnalia, OF ANY KIND'

by varj_paraphernalia March 24, 2011

Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

VARsehole

A professional footballer who is using the Video Assisted Ref system as an excuse to play act, dive, moan or just generally be a world class bellend.

Pepe was being a complete VARseholes in that Portugal v Iran game

by Refbot June 25, 2018