by >:D-|< October 25, 2009
Get the Varrenti mug.1. Northern England adj. very nearly, almost (always negative).
Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.
Used in areas of Northern England to signify "very nearly" or "almost" in a negative concept.
by LGF92 January 19, 2010
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We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.
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by joshinho April 8, 2010
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late 80's british comedy duo 'Little and Varj'
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by varj_paraphernalia March 24, 2011
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It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.
It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.
I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!
by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011
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