monitory value

How effective someone is at keeping an eye on a device, situation, fellow human, etc.

A mushy-hearted ticket-puncher at a museum isn't of much monitory value if a giggle of pretty girls is able to flutterbuy his just waving them through without paying!

by QuacksO July 16, 2023

Fritty Value

A term used similarly to Social Credit, albeit for cats.
Basically, depending on how good your cat behaves, the higher the fritty value, and vice versa.

idiot 1: yo dude, your cat just ate my assignment
idiot 2: gah dayum, -50 fritty value for him

by someidiot1984 August 4, 2023

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

High value male

Some of the worst people you know put this term in their Instagram bio.

Wow it seems Chris believes he is a "high value male."

You mean the same Chris that asked you on a date and then called you a whore for rejecting him?

Yeah.

by daviswavis December 31, 2023

Great value dnd

Great value D&D was the name of a large criminal organization fueled solely off of playing Dungeons & Dragons, A slow growing collective became a large organization by the time of the Christmas D&D drought. During this harrowing time for the gang, their crimes would only grow more in scale and frequency until the Christmas """one shot"" (Later turned into a full side story) Was released to satisfy them. Later on, criminal activity would increase during another drout between main story and side story.

"did you hear about great value dnd?" "Yeah it was a tragedy."

by Blackberry Dealer March 26, 2024

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

Truth value

No Alex saying the opposite of what I said does not somehow magically negate what I said.

Hym "Because two opposite claims can have disparate truth values. A thing can be more or less true. If I say 'fire is hot' and your response is 'Fire is cold' ir 'Ice is round' you've done nothing to negate my proposition. And that is exactly what the cuckservatives are doing when they say 'Wokism is a death cult!' No. Your religion is an incest cult that claims dominion over the lives of everyone born (which is why you're so militantly against abortion because you're greedy for more souls to molest and harvest) and Wokism is not a death cult. One is true and one is false. And forgiveness is in other religions Alex. This is more 'free will boo' and 'giving Christianity credit for THINGS IT STOLE.' And EXPLICITLY because of what YOU ARE DOING Christians are trying to claim dominion over the country."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024