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Schrodinger's Underwear

Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,

"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;

once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;

so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"

The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.

Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.

When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.

The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.
I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!
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Beaver Hair Underwear

A term referring to out of control pubic hair, potentially giving the illusion that one is wearing underwear, when indeed they are not.
So I thought she still had her underwear on, boy was I wrong, total beaver hair underwear...
by Chet_woolery January 26, 2010
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iNSTiGaToR oF uNDeRWeaR

a person that has an interest in other peoples undergarments, it could be an unhealthy fetish by ones own judgement.

or a phrase from Pink's song "Bad Influence"
I am the instigator of underwear, and your mom is not wearing any.
by ~blank~ January 16, 2009
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Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.
Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?
by MartiniMic April 25, 2011
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Underwearing

Wearing so few clothes you might as well be wearing only underwear.
Girl: that girl's clothes are so skimpy, she is such a slut
Dude: yeah, love it when girls go around underwearing.
Other dude: yes, girls that underwear as so sexy.
by ChouChou May 8, 2014
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mullet underwear

Women's underwear that is "business in the front, party in the back."
For example, a pair of regular looking panties in the fron with a big butt cleavage area in the back. "Look at the pair of mullet underwear that hot model chick is wearing!"
by Ham Hands Beth Lil Jib February 4, 2009
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