A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
by D. Gould March 9, 2006
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Get the tyting mug.A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
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Get the dick tying mug.A bootlegged program that "teaches" yo how to uses your computer because the fucking government is wasting our time. WHATS WRONG WITH THE MAN.
by jdrone19 April 25, 2013
Get the typingweb mug.Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.
by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014
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