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tying off

A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"
by D. Gould March 9, 2006
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tyting

typing and writing at the same time
why do you tyte slowly? tyting is very easy
by effyou2.0 April 1, 2019
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Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009
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dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.
"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"
by Jliff June 13, 2017
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typingweb

A bootlegged program that "teaches" yo how to uses your computer because the fucking government is wasting our time. WHATS WRONG WITH THE MAN.
Welcome to typingweb, this is the KEEEEYBOARD
by jdrone19 April 25, 2013
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Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness
Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.
by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014
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Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.
Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.
by BMont October 29, 2010
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