The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.

by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020

Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019

Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's English name

" Hi I'm Jisoo turtle rabbit kim''
- Kim Jisoo

by liapuppy January 6, 2021

scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007

turtlesque

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtlemind

A term for being entirely in the moment while taking joy in the journey, no matter how slow or uneventful it seems.

I began to enjoy my life when I started to have moments of what I like to call turtlemind.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020