turd tickler 

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

turd tickler by Pissening January 15, 2014

Turd Muncher 

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.

I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.

Turd Muncher by Breezie's September 21, 2005

turd prodder 

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

turd prodder by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

turd tunneler 

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.

"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"

turd tunneler by Shizlgog December 31, 2008

Turd Toboggan 

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

Turd Toboggan by Bramar August 28, 2010

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

Turd Webs by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010

Turd Alert 

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.

Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!

Turd Alert by fling! December 18, 2011