Titler

A female version of the allusion to Adolph Hitler. Typically a very bossy and unstable wife, or girlfriend, whom you fear and are required seek permission to do anything manly.

"Hey Roy you goin' out drinkin' tonight?"
Roy: "Don't know man I'll have to check with Titler(wife)"

by Jimly July 22, 2007

Getting Mud for the Turtle

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle chaser

A slow driver in the left lane on a highway, and being passed by people in the further right lanes.

Gebs1: Im boxed in and this turtle chaser is makin' me mad!

Gebs2: It's either an old person or woman, they always go slow in the left lane.

wait for it......

Gebs1: yup, old peron.

by Kmoney756 March 9, 2010

Turtle Swag

Samuel Wallner

Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.

by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013

Harry Turtledove

1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter

2. To suck at something voraciously

3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)

1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.

2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.

3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.

by stinko2309 March 29, 2010

pet turtle

When your man's junk is peeking out from the bottom of his inappropriately short shorts. See the peek-a-boo. Antonym: hidden tortoise.

Dude, I don't wanna see your pet turtle, there are children near by.

by Testudines69 January 16, 2011