toastered

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011