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TOUCHE

A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"
TOUCHE!
by Jeremiah Hottentot May 26, 2011
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Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!
A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off
by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014
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Kid Toucher

defined as:
a person who enjoys touching little children. theses people are named josh
"what are you doing josh let go of that little boy you kid toucher
by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020
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nervous pube toucher

noun.
A)Someone who clings to the gonads in worrysome, norvous, anxious struggles.
B) Masturbstor
verb.
A)masturbating
Jims so anxious about the economy, he's become a nervous pube toucher.

Everytime Terrence thinks about Veronica he nervous pube touches on us.
by igotthedefs February 14, 2009
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top ten worst balls ive touched

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses
damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?
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touche

when something that has already been said can be applied a second time

Can be used as a synonym for ditto
Sherlocke: This has me stumped my dear Watson

Watson: Touche
by Memon4life January 5, 2012
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touche

word used when someone has a point , or has a comeback that makes sense
Person 1: I'm going to win the election as smartest kid in school
Person 2: You're not popula . No one will vote for you.

Person 1: Touche.
by giraffe . December 3, 2014
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