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Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
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todd perdas

A teacher who is kinda slow, mean,cool, and a todd. Likes basketball, has a buzz cut, and is from ohio.
Man bro, that teacher is such a todd perdas
by BigBhioseannputt April 15, 2019
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todd warrior

The warrior of all things todd. In context a todd is a shut or something generally crappy. Thus making a todd warrior a supporter of all things shit
Cuh 1: "did u know cameron supports the giraffe football team"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"
by Thoughtsworthnoughts April 6, 2022
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Todd Pinkston

1. A scrawny underachieving wide receiver.
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".
1. I'm glad Todd Pinkston has been cut from the Eagles.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.
by Eagles5fan January 9, 2008
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Royal Todd

A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.
Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.
by Canute January 17, 2009
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Todd Kobus

A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.
HOLY FCKING SHIT IS THAT TODD KOBUS THIS IS THE GREATEST DAMN DAY OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!11!!1!11
by Speederx99 October 13, 2021
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Todd Kraines

Todd Kraines is an imaginary of Kim Kardashian and her sisters in order to prank their mother Kris Jenner.

The name is used for a liar or/and an imaginary friend.
Scott Disick: "Auntie Kris! It's me, Todd Kraines - again!!
by minhtendo June 1, 2018
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