Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.

Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

todd warrior

The warrior of all things todd. In context a todd is a shut or something generally crappy. Thus making a todd warrior a supporter of all things shit

Cuh 1: "did u know cameron supports the giraffe football team"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"

by Thoughtsworthnoughts April 6, 2022

Todd Pinkston

1. A scrawny underachieving wide receiver.
2. An alligator-armed bitch who's earned the name "Stinkston".

1. I'm glad Todd Pinkston has been cut from the Eagles.
2. Boy 1:(runs away from defenders)
Boy 2: Stop beng a Stinkston and catch the ball.

by Eagles5fan January 9, 2008

Royal Todd

A middle-aged man, who has recently gone through a divorce and most likely has children, now decides to fit in with young hipsters to retain his youthful life.

Dude. That one guy over there is too old. He's like a dad trying to fit in with his kids by wearing a Vans and a Paul Frank hoodie. He's totally a Royal Todd.

by Canute January 17, 2009

Todd Kobus

A tall, sexy man who gives one raging hard-ons when one gazes upon their sexy-ass eyes. Then, slide down to his pants, and notice the massive bulge as you start to cum. He unbuckles his belt, and you truly cum gallons, as his massive, throbbing, horsecock slowly gains blood vessels. Then, wake up, still cuming, because only in your dreams can you fuck Todd Kobus.

HOLY FCKING SHIT IS THAT TODD KOBUS THIS IS THE GREATEST DAMN DAY OF MY LIFEEEE!!!!!11!!1!11

by Speederx99 October 13, 2021

Todd Kraines

Todd Kraines is an imaginary of Kim Kardashian and her sisters in order to prank their mother Kris Jenner.

The name is used for a liar or/and an imaginary friend.

Scott Disick: "Auntie Kris! It's me, Todd Kraines - again!!

by minhtendo June 1, 2018