Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.
Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"
by robotlithuania August 03, 2024
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No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
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Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>
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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)
person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"
by 42621051 January 06, 2024
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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 02, 2025
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