screw the timberwolves

When you get so mad at losing in something due to small details or mistakes that you just wanna say "screw the timberwolves".

Jimmy: "you forgot the 76ers, Hornets, and..."
Bill: "Man, screw the TimberWolves.."

by SlimeMaster September 13, 2011

justin timberlake

a very talented singer/dancer/actor. Everyone likes to hate on him and call him a "wigger."
People who hate on JT are usually
-uncoordinated retards who cannot dance, sing or perform any other task harder than breathing and attacking everyone
-"macho" men who are insecure, pretend to hate him, but will still shove their fat boner into some girl at the club when "SexyBack" comes on
-emo idiots who rebel against anything "mainstream", slit their wrists at night while sacrificing goats at their My Chemical Romance altar

He is extrememly talented. Stop trying to appear "cool" by hating him. He has millions, a clothing line, and could get more pussy than all of you retarded pricks combined. You all know that if you could be him for a day, you would. so take your head of your ass. peace out.

Loser: OMG I HATE THAT FAGGOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Me: Why? Because he can dance, sing, act, does not lip sync, writes his own songs, has millions, a mansion, a sexy girlfriend, donates to charity, is an all-around decent human being, and could kick your ass?

Loser:...

by Rae Rae October 9, 2006

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

Timers

Parents or grandparents

Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner

by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018

crossing the tiber

Converting to Roman Catholicism from another branch of Christianity.

Mr. Smith: Did you hear Mr. Doe is crossing the Tiber?
Fr. John: How nice to hear he has found the Truth.

by DevCatholic October 25, 2014

Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

by fat bastard child November 17, 2011