Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.

Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!

by iamcoppo February 27, 2017

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.

Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026

The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

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Person 343: The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

The Idea Symbol Is Stuck In My Left Thumb Joints For Tulips And Lung Tissues

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

Left side of the graph

A metaphor for negativity or a regressive attitude.
Refers to a person, mindset, or situation stuck in pessimism, toxicity, or backward thinking — like being on the left side of a graph where the values are negative.
Coined by Ayush Khanjarwal (2025).

Stop hanging around people on the left side of the graph — they’ll pull your energy down.
He’s always complaining about life; totally on the left side of the graph.

by AxisMind October 11, 2025

Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025