A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.
by alw259 May 6, 2025
Get the mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issuemug. by Alistera July 9, 2018
Get the Toxic functionmug. by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
Get the Cracking The Functionmug. the concept of designing structures or buildings in such a manner that they look beautiful and are functional (working well).
by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013
Get the cosmeto-functionalismmug. FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is on PLANET EARTH to first prove it's not meant to happen as because the DICK'S BALLS belong no one but NATURE DENIAL OF PROCREATION to the HOMOSEXUALS then used to MAKE FUN of people as FAGGOT AND FAG are the greatest terrorist words created in many WORLD LANGUAGES , for BLACKS to find. RATIONALITY TO BE THE GREATEST CRIMINALS ON EARTH, for them to be HOMOSEXULAL SEX = PRiSON SEX and not the other way around , for them to find dysfunctional words and heroes of the SEXUAL MOVEMENT as GAY PRIDE is GAY " ONE OF SEVEN DEADLY SINS" , MATTHEW SHEPARD WAS A METH DEALER.to hate each other within their SEXUALITY, "FACT: I WENT TO BUY BOOKS IN BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO AND THIS FAGGOT STPPED ME , "AS HE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO STEAL THE BOOKS language books but I was at the register ready to pay and he said , "LEAVE", and finally HARVEY BERNARD MILK and GEORGE RICHARD MUSCONE.murderd by WHITE AS MILK
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HERE is for people who are HOMOSEXUAL , who ask , " DO YOU PARTY" being insecure about their HOMOSEXUAL or FAGGOT orientation and have to do DRUGS that are illegal to coverup their SHAME about being HOMOSEXUAL.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 20, 2022
Get the FUNCTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY HEREmug. by ICantNut October 17, 2022
Get the Functionmug.