tabyss

When you open too many internet tabs in the hopes of getting to them later, to the point where you will never look at them and end up closing your browser without viewing them.

Dave: Hey, did you check out that video I sent you?
John: Oh, sorry, I must have lost it in the tabyss.

by Orez- November 29, 2011

Tabistraction

To be completely and utterly distracted by the actions of a Tabitha. Typically from overwhelming beauty, but can also occur from her unique flirting or incredible intelligence.

"Her tabistractions made him lose track of what he was saying"

by iron monkey April 17, 2015

Tabble

The act of cunt nuggets sniffing fleek substances off ones underwear to get high

Bon Qui Qui: Oohh daayyyuummm. Nikko is a fine ass nigga!!!
Watermelondrea: Omg gurl no!!! Nikko tabbled Rayquisha!!!

John: "How was it last night at Jennifer's?"
Matt: "It was great. I snuck into her room and tabbled"
John: "Omg! Dude! No way! Lucky cunt nugget!"

by Cunt Nugget IV October 26, 2015

tabbied

v. The state of being limited in movement or activity by a tabby cat, usually after it has positioned itself on one's lap or directly in the center of whatever one is working on.

I wanted to get a glass of water, but I've been tabbied, so I'm still thirsty.
I would have finished typing my thesis but my keyboard got tabbied all weekend.

by T.G. Reaver January 20, 2016

tabasshole

To soak a digit in hot sauce and insert it into one's anus.

Norah Tabassholed me last night. Aside from the burning, I didn't really mind it.

by markwahlbergisjustok July 8, 2016

Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016

tabist

A person who tab shames someone who keeps all their browser tabs open.

Dude, you're totally being a tabist. I like all my open tabs, I have a system!

by ChaoticaPrime September 14, 2018