tabb

A tabb is a person of large body mass, is extremely annoying, unathletic, and eats as much food as a small Swiss village does in a year. Perhaps most annoying is that tabbs like to pretend smart.

so, this random tabb jumps in front of me and starts saying "uhma...basically...," so i say "nasa called, they say your gravity is pulling satellites out of orbit."

by john tuttle May 3, 2008

tabb

Referring to a person who is either unusually stupid, fat, annoying, or a combination of all three. Tabb's can also be hitlerific and soniarific.

I was walking down the street, talking to my babe Sonia, when suddenly a big old fat Tabb leapt at me, screaming, "HI SONIA!"

by John DoeNumbertwo April 9, 2008

Tabb

Noun, adjective

1. The original diet soda containing sucrolose making it taste like crap.

2. general discriptive for anything tasting like crap
Synonyms: Disgusting, nasty
Antonyms: Diet Coke

That crappy food was completley tabb

by what the **** is the name for June 4, 2011

Tabb

The online portfolio and creative website Tabb, previously known as Cahootify.

"Hey, have you got a profile on Tabb?"
"Message me on Tabb"
"I just got a job on Tabb"

by SpikeyTaco December 4, 2022

Tabb middle school

Tabb middle school is made up of lots of military kids, with some non-military kids mixed up here and there. Even though this might seem like the best school in the area, I assure you, it's not, it is horrible here, speaking from experience. The guys in this school, especially if they are white, are extremely racist, homophobic, and sexist, the same goes for a lot of the girls. As a wasian, I got called a dog eater, ching chong, and squid games multiple times, on the last day of school. And since virginia is considered the south, be careful, someone might beat you up or threaten to beat you up if you don't believe in god. Also, something I have learned while I attended school here was that multiple kids have lost their virginity already? I honestly have no ideas where their parents are in this. there also has been a case of people selling edibles, vapes, and weed. White kids saying the n-word and r-slur is a big problem here. The guys usually wear basketball shorts or sweat pants and some sort of sports t shirt or a shirt that says i love your mom on it, the girls usually wear leggings and some type of crop top or t-shirt that has nirvana on it but they don't even listen to them. The gay/emo kids here are split into two main groups, frogs and gacha life, or decent human beings with good fashion sense but they get bullied for it. Not everyone at school acts like this, I know many people who are actually decent human beings, but I can not say this for everyone.

whose that kid?
that's probably someone from tabb middle school.

by peerless_cucumber July 10, 2023

jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.

'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'

by dave January 23, 2005

Total Tabb Move

Being an Epic Fail at life.

Ruining any chance at getting laid without even trying. - Total Tabb Move
Spraying others with a fire extinguishers. - Total Tabb Move
Falling asleep with your head on your car horn calling for the cops to come arrest you. - Total Tabb Move

by Hazement December 4, 2011