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Referring to a person who is either unusually stupid, fat, annoying, or a combination of all three. Tabb's can also be hitlerific and soniarific.
I was walking down the street, talking to my babe Sonia, when suddenly a big old fat Tabb leapt at me, screaming, "HI SONIA!"
by John DoeNumbertwo April 09, 2008
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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A tabb is a person of large body mass, is extremely annoying, unathletic, and eats as much food as a small Swiss village does in a year. Perhaps most annoying is that tabbs like to pretend smart.
so, this random tabb jumps in front of me and starts saying "uhma...basically...," so i say "nasa called, they say your gravity is pulling satellites out of orbit."
by john tuttle May 02, 2008
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Noun, adjective

1. The original diet soda containing sucrolose making it taste like crap.

2. general discriptive for anything tasting like crap
Synonyms: Disgusting, nasty
Antonyms: Diet Coke
That crappy food was completley tabb
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