twark

New England slang.

Irks or annoys in a an unsettling manner.

Seeing JarJar didn't die twarks me

by Davin Penn July 11, 2007

TARF

Tight-And-Ready-to-Fuck

The 18 year old girl was TARF, and was willing to have sexual intercourse.

by Hairy June 21, 2015

twaff

Twerking and queefing

Bro last night I got so drunk and i remember this girl was twaffing on my dick

by Penisbitch June 9, 2016

Douche twaffle

twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.

Jon is such a douche twaffle.

by Charizard3 June 10, 2009

tarff

The substance where smeg, dirt, semen and a viral infection mix together. It takes human form and hangs around the RJ forums.

Don't go near that Tarff or you'll get infected!

by DG February 19, 2005

twaffle

This is a word that's mostly used in the town of Brackley to signify useless chatter. Particularly in respect to rounders/baseball.

Total rubbish.

The longest forum thread in the world is full of rounders twaffle.
or
Having stayed up late to catch this sci-fi nonsense (ie Star Wars), I can confirm this is twaffle of the highest order

by DeafSponge July 3, 2005

twart

A conjunction of twat and fart, as in pussy fart or queef...

This girl I was with last night let loose with a massive twart after we got done fuckin!

by Robbin Goodfellow February 8, 2009