totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 9, 2010

totes bowser

Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.

Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"

Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."

by JoeGoe October 20, 2010

Totes Bellig

When one becomes totally belligerent after consuming large quantities of alcohol. This can be, but is not limited to: breaking trees, excessive drink spillage, intense air guitar solos, making out with grenades, doubling of talkativeness while making minimal sense, losing articles of clothing, shit talking with no intentions of fighting, and ignoring advice of close friends.

It can also the alter-ego of one who regularly becomes totally belligerent while drinking.

Jorden was totes bellig last night!

or

Here comes totes bellig.

by TotesBellig April 3, 2011

Totes Uh-y

An exclamation expressing utter admiration, envy or awe.

Or a word defining the epicness or coolness of an event.

-I just got a new penguin!
-OMG that's totes uh-y bruh!!!

or

-Fluffy socks are totes uh-y

awe epicness coolness admiration totes envy

by Pocoloca April 8, 2013

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012

Totes Diabol

Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.

Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical

To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.

That man's mustache is just totes diabol.

This night out has good from good to totes diabol

by Glittery Beast September 3, 2012

totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013