toaser

without a toaster; toasterless

I usually crisp my bread in the oven, so that's why I remain toaser.

by Joqe May 22, 2006

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

toser

Noun. Portmanteau of 'loser' and 'tosser,' pron. "tooser."

Have you seen his web page? What a toser!

by Peter Gozinnya April 14, 2008

tossed off

Where a woman touches, rubs the mans penis until it is fully erect. Done for sexual pleasure

'John wanted to be tossed off by his girlfriend'

by Queen Mary June 23, 2007

Tossed off

When a girl runs the penis skin of a male

Maci tossed off Liam it was so pleasureable

by Johnafang November 25, 2019

tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.

by waka flocka flame, hood ass n* December 9, 2012

totser

Abbreviation for "totally serious".

On one fateful Friday night, Raymondo’s hairless, fair-skinned, son Miguel asked “Father, I’m 11 years old, are you serious about not letting me use the car to pickup pre-teens on the streets of Winnipeg”

Raymondo responded: “Tot. totser.”

by TimF75 November 18, 2009