Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

Go up top on

To hit or hook somebody

Ayo keep poppin off and i'ma go up top on you yo.

by MR. BIGdikwillie September 23, 2006

Elevator does not go to the top floor

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.

America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012

girl on top

Girl on top is definately one of the more fun ways of sex. If you do this though it doesn't usually work because of gravity.

I tried girl on top and all my cum came back and landed all over my stomach and balls.

by sex addict101 March 6, 2008

Grey Top

Word used to describe a person sporting grey hair, usually due to old age. Its commonly used in a club or bar setting to describe certain individuals who frighten away the clientele. It usually follows adjectives suck as sleazy, creepy, or greasy.

A Grey Top could be your creepy uncle who is still single and stares at teens at the local bar. Pretty much anyone sitting at perv row in a strip club is usually a Grey top. etc

by Stephan B November 30, 2005

give em' top

another phrase used for giving a guy head but you are only sucking the tip not the whole schlong

Rachel: "Hey I saw this guy and I really like him. What should I do?"
Ashley: "Just give em' top."

by dirtyroyflirty March 4, 2015