Toffee watch

A term to describe a disabled person who likes to suck violently on their wrist as if it tasted like a sweet delicacy.

''Wow that cripple is really going to town sucking their wrist!

Must be wearing one of those toffee watches"

by Scarse690 June 27, 2017

TOFSRUD

Time Only For Sex, aRe yoU Down?
Pretty self explanatory text.

Brian texting: "Hey baby, I got a lot going on, kinda busy. I was going to stop by in a few minutes. TOFSRUD?"

Judy texting: "You got some lube right, ' cause I'm out. Door is unlocked."

Brian texting: "I got it. Parking car now."

by Pecoreal October 9, 2017

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Toffee dick

A male with large dick ,who “drops large loads of sweet cum after sex.”

The new guy I was dating , gave me toffee dick . I had to take a shower after sex ,because I had cum in my hair.

by GearCruncher February 3, 2018

Tofu Scramble

A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."

Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

**or**

When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.

by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018

Tofu cough

When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.

Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.

by MilfandTats June 11, 2018

Toffinator

Someone who loves TOFF with all their heart even though she can be a goofy headass

Girl 1: have you seen toffs new post

Girl 2 : oh you mean the one that was posted 4 minutes ago that I already liked and commented on 5 times.

Girl 3 : *scoffs* you're such a toffinator

by Supremsartorius July 28, 2018