Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.

Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.

by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018

The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.

British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?

by Fighting Fit April 23, 2011

wedding cone

An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.

Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.

I would, but im making urine cakes.

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

by Freddie February 21, 2005

wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019