plot tease

describes a cliffhanger ending to a television season. usually used by television shows in their initial season to ensure a second season is made.

man, i just saw the season finale of 'fringe' and it was a total plot tease.

by projectaristotle May 14, 2009

ball tease

someone that teases men in a very flirtatious, sexual way. They make themselves appear avalible and draw on the guys but never take action

Jenny is all over the entire football team but never picks one of them. She is such a ball tease.

by babiigrl July 21, 2006

Social Network Status Tease

The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile Asshole, Mustang Asshole, or Crotch Rocket Asshole).

SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.

Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.

Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!

by mad genius December 8, 2010

Textual Tease

When someone txts you first but doesn't respond after the initial txt until the next day when they repeat this annoying habit.

Textual Tease: Heyy! :)

You: Hey:) What's up?!

(20 minutes later)

You: ???

(Nexy Day)

Textual Tease: Hey cutie!

You: Hi whats up

by Dr. Phil da Grill McGraw July 5, 2010

Link Tease

A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.

Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.

by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010

puss tease

When a boy acts like he is going to engage in sexual activities and withdraws from performance before any culminating activity takes place.

Can occur for several reasons: strong moral compass, whiskey dick, general erectile dysfunction, narcolepsy, or alcohol induced coma.

Matt and I were engaging in some heavy petting and a hardcore makeout sesh last night - I totally thought we were going to get down, but he couldn't get it up because he was too drunk. What a puss tease!

by Lilleelee March 9, 2011

Event-Tease

Refers to someone who creates many interesting Facebook events, and cancels them.
Friends make plans around these events, or look forward to them, but then their expectations are dashed when the events are suddenly cancelled without warning or reason.

"Hey Johnny, were you planning on going to the party at Monica's house that she listed on FB? She just cancelled it too! She cancels 95% of the events she creates! She's such an event-tease!"

by nosniktaG July 7, 2013