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laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little
Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.
by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007
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Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.
Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.
by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018
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Tattoo Tear

among southern Californian gangs A tattoo placed under the eye that is used to signify the lost of a loved one or good friend. an empty tear signifies that the loved one had been killed in murder. a filled tattoo signifies that the loved one had killed themselves or was killed in another cause (car crash, death penalty etc.). Tattoo's with a half empty top and a half full bottom means that the loved one had been murdered but their killer was murdered by the Tattoo wearer.
Rappers Lil wayne, The Game, Birdman, and DMX all sport tear tattoo's in memory of their friends. Lil Wayne has two tattoo tear's
by Johnston Carroll July 25, 2007
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Black Tears

When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.
She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.
by rahrahuhuh February 26, 2011
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single tear

A phrase used while simultaneously creating motion by pointing just below the eye and running down the cheek, as if there were a tear there.

Used to express a humorous sadness to another person about something in conversation.
I finally dumped that stupid, asshole boyfriend. Single tear.
by thejfo May 20, 2007
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Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
by frito1 January 17, 2019
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tear it up

It means to indulge in alcohol or sex gluttonously, depending on the direction of the conversation.
I am going to tear it up this weekend...
by BigPhil June 9, 2005
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