Tard Waggon

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.

"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"

by crudent June 15, 2009

HBO-Tard

Someone who relies on historical information from HBO and other movies/series.
For instance, Chernobyl, they think the Rod caps jumped, Think Akimov pressed AZ-5, and other crazy inaccuracies that make the show almost unwatchable .

"Hate those HBO-Tards, useless fuckers them lot."

by Not your average irishman May 7, 2023

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006

Z-tard

Z-tards are people who support the Russian invasion of Ukraine because they only read far-right news outlets and Russian news without acknowledging pro-Ukraine arguments. It comes from many pro-Russians using the letter Z (even though it's not in the Cyrillic alphabet) due to the Russian government pushing propaganda making Z look like their symbol of allegiance.

John: Did you see David larping about how Ukraine deserved it yesterday?
Emily: Yeah, he looks like a Z-tard.

by PrivateerFlujt May 29, 2022

Fuck tard

Jake Paul

Fitz is not a fuck tard unlike Jake Paul

by Fuck Jake Paul January 21, 2019

tard hatch

a mental institution or place for emotional re-stabilization/rehabilitation

I was tagging tina until I found out she was fresh out of the tard hatch; scared the shit out of me so i quietly faded away into the night.

by Texas Muck Savage November 26, 2010

tard strength

(n) The inhuman strength posessed by a retard.

After I tried to take his helmet away, Jimmy started flailing and unleashed his tard strength on me.

by ObiWanKenblowme October 29, 2003