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Sympathy Waffles

Roommate feels sympathy for one or more roommates after he/she engages in vigorous sex which results in keeping entire residence awake. Roommate in question makes waffles for everyone affected.

After escaping a sexless marriage i moved in with a friend. For a while my roommate was being kept awake regularly with the sound of my hookups. one morning after my "friend" left i made homemade waffles with fresh berries, bacon and coffee. She informed me that she expected the sympathy waffles to continue if i was going to continue to keep her awake at night.
If you are going to continue to keep me awake at night, i expect the sympathy waffles to continue!
by Molsonbeaver July 30, 2019
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Sympathy

Nephew- " Man, that sucks to hear about Mike "
Uncle- " Hell no, I have no sympathy for his ass "
by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022
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Sympathole

An Asshole that asks people to donate money , other things etc. to a needy , poor , disabled etc. specially challenged people but gives little to nothing to the needy & keeps a large amount or everything collected to himself/herself. In short a third-party feeding off of sympathy towards needy, poor etc.
60% of people who ask to donate to the needy are sympatholes
by RAGING_BULL June 5, 2023
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Shit Sympathy

Pity; shitty sympathy that shouldn't be taken as real sympathy.
Dude, you don't even deserve my shit sympathy!
by SydTheNot-SoCoolKid April 23, 2018
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Blind Sympathy

Unconditional and Irrational sympathy towards others.

Think of it as positive discrimination, instead of oppressing for example a group, you feel pity for them and irrationally justify their heinous actions by for example pushing the mistakes of that group onto a someone else, just because they are that group.
self-righteous prick: maan the black communities around the world are so oppressed, why is the world like this?

normal person: shut the fuck up they aren't oppressed we aren't in the 1900's anymore

self-righteous prick: you're racist!
normal person: Blind sympathy looking ass

self-righteous prick1: Why can't you just let people express themselves, safe spaces are important especially for the lgbt+ community
person48: ok I'm just gonna set my pronouns to ta/ble, say I'm a fucking penguin and run around naked on the streets as if I had a brain tumor.
self-righteous prick: That's homophobic! you have to respect people's choices!
person48: I don't.
by PedlorT October 20, 2021
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Symantecing

Not working as expected; Antivirus that does not catch any viruses.
Your antivirus is the worst, it has been symantecing.
by woomaster November 16, 2012
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simpamina

Simpamina is a slang term for an Italian Amphetamine used in recreation.
Hank: "Daphne who did you get your Simpamina from?"
Daphne :" My old Italian lover..... Dino"
Hank : "Ahhhh... the thirty year old that lives with his mother."
by Bookfinder May 25, 2016
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