When two men stand on either side of a females head, each with their scrotum on an ear, and their penis draped over her head resembling earmuffs.
by bill-nie-the-science-guy October 8, 2009
Get the Swedish Earmuffs mug.A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.
Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.
by Fobill April 22, 2010
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When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
by matty tee September 30, 2010
Get the Swedish Dishwasher mug.It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.
by Professor Xia June 1, 2011
Get the Swedish Mudflap mug.A particularly painful sexual position involving any form of cider although traditionally pear kopparberg. Inserted, anally, position is generally performed from behind. Some people like to use a shoe horn to give leverage to the sphincter. Research suggests the practise began in ancient ireland, using guinness and a funnel made from sheepskin. Whilst traditionally favored by Catholic priests, in recent years the practise has become a cult phenomenon. More recently, the addition of ice cubes inserted analy prior to the cider has proven to be very popular in canada and other northern countries. Once the can has naturally made its way back out, the battery powered pump then has it blow and suck functions used alternatively until the anus returns to its regular size. The process is the repeated.
Placing an open can of cider up the rectum followed by a small working pump alternately used to blow, then suck until anus returns to normal. Repeat. This is the Swedish leafblower
by r1ck roll June 14, 2014
Get the swedish leafblower mug.A breakfast buffet consisting of various crunchy flatbreads (like giant Ryvita), cold meats, pickles, pate, jam etc.
by Captain McClaren January 6, 2009
Get the Swedish Breakfast mug.Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
by Barticus September 10, 2008
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