strifes32

A faggot that always asks for subs on youtube

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by Strifes32 December 10, 2018

Tiger Stripes

When you go down on a female on her period and with your teeth remove the tampon by the string. Once the tampon is removed in a horizontal motion shake your head to get the blood in a striped fashion on your face thus giving you tiger stripes.

Last night my wife let me get my tiger stripes after anal.

by Tylern October 19, 2017

poop stripes

Visually displeasing decoration added to one's carpet, upholstery, tp, upper lip, tits, dick, etc. via the action of sliding the item in question across the poop striper's otherwise poorly kept or unwiped asshole.

Dude, that huge shit I just took left some serious poop stripes.

by Wooj Labert June 14, 2014

the Stride of Pride

Walking home proud that that its Easter morning (or any other occasion) and your trying to make it home before the parents get up after a late night booty bounce. Their be no shame in that so you walk with your stride of pride.

Saw that Karen this morning coming down the street Christmas morning with the Stride of pride!

by magalagadingdong July 14, 2014

gotera stride

when the absolute unit of a gotera fucken lunges across the whole map

this dude just fucken gotera strided us ohno

by GoteraStrider December 25, 2018

Drone Strikes

When you’re shitting and the shits come out like drone missiles. Small and hot.

After those extra spicy tacos I was blasting drone strikes into the toilet all night.

by D J Trump January 13, 2020

Two Night Stride

Unlike a traditional One Night Stand, the two (or more depending on preference) engage in sexual relations for two consecutive nights with the same notion of not seeing each other after the conclusion. The purpose for this is for a man or woman to catch their "prey" for a weekend instead of having to go out on the prowl for two consecutive nights (if their intent is to get laid that weekend). This is often entacted by an act of subterfuge (i.e. a bed and breakfast provided by the initiator) for one individual to persuade the other individual to stay another night with the intent to simply continue the sexual affairs for the next evening only to be washed away after one kicks the other out just for the sex and wishes to see them never again. This can also be done by one getting the other's number and calling them over for a booty call THAT MUST HAPPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY and then engaging in sexual affairs and then the initiator either ignoring every call or blocking the other's number afterwards. Unlike "rebeat business", the booty call can only be done ONCE and it is not an ongoing thing. The purpose is for one to eliminate any communication with the person after the two days conclude---simply because of the fear of a relationship, to get out of distasteful sex or to just engage in an act of "fucking and chucking" someone in a longer progression.

Tom: Hey look at that girl over there at the bar.
Ralph: Ya? What about her?
Tom: She looks like a perfect two night stride. I don't have enough money to chase tail for the whole weekend.
Ralph: Go get er' man!
Scott (whom has a girlfriend): Ha. God you guys are pathetic.

by Mickey Brewster August 23, 2011