ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

by splinter barberino January 9, 2006

cowboy stretch

Catching a quick/short nap during the day. It usually involves you sleeping during your work hours, and wearing you work clothes including your shoes.

I am just going to catch a cowboy stretch underneath my desk so that I can get some energy for the rest of the day.

by Minette Williams January 2, 2009

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

stretcher

a gun; meaning to "stretch" you or lay you out.

I pulled the stretcher on the nigga; i had the stretcher by my side

by Andre Young March 19, 2005

sphincter stretcher

1. the act of the cock monsters stretching a sphincter so wide you can see her heart beat.

My oh my Benny has her in the Sphincter stretcher...TAP BITCH TAP!!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

nut stretcher

When someone attatchs weights to their nuts in order to stretch them out.

I would like my nuts to touch my ass so I use weights for a nut stretcher.

by Don B July 31, 2008

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004