Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.

The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

field and stream

The act of pissing on a womans face whilst giving oral sex in 69 position

the the golden shower in 69 is the field and stream..

by oneaze September 5, 2011

Cross the Streams

Crossing the streams: When you're urinating and defecating at the same time, and you maneuver your body just right so you can urinate on your feces while it's coming out.
This isn't a sexual act, but I'm sure someone can figure out a way.

"Dude, I just pissed on my shit while it was still coming out. It was awesome!"
"Yeah man, I cross the streams all the time."

by GhostGuyGGG July 19, 2009

hotline stream

The sexual act of forcing ones flaccid penis down someone's throat, urinating, and then having the urine regurgitated back on the individual.

Bro, I got so shit-faced last night. All I remember was that sally hit me with a surprise hotline stream and then I blacked out.

by the_gh0st August 28, 2016

pee stream

A stream of warm urine excreted from ones genitals.

Guy1: Man did you hear about R Kelly squirting a pee stream on his girlfriend? Guy2: I sure did. I gotta try that. Guy1: Man that's nasty and it didn't go good for him after that.

by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

chocolate stream

An ejaculation of liquid fecal matter from the penis. This is done by take liquid diahrrea and injecting it into the penis by using a long syringe and excreting the diahrrea up the penis and hopefully into the ejaculatory duct. The male then causes himself to forcefully ejaculatre after sexual stimulation

that guy shot a chocolate stream up my nose!

by Jb stim July 23, 2004

Carol Stream

A small town in Illinois; Dupage County. Most people who live there go to Glenbard North High School or West Chicago High School.

Most people who went to middle school went to Benjamin Middle School and then went to Wego.

Population in July 2009: 40,041

Guy: Hey, what city do you live in?
Girl: Carol Stream
Guy: Nice place

by Bored_Kid January 22, 2012