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stachenvy

stachenvy - (noun) a. A feeling of discontent and resentment aroused by and in conjunction with desire for the possession of a moustache. b. The object of such feeling.
"Dude, have you seen Nic's new pornstache? I have major stachenvy."
by cupcakesesq December 2, 2007
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Stachealicious

Someone with a moustache that is incredibly good looking, good enough to eat.
Meetcurten was stachealicious at the battleground today.
by bright_side January 21, 2010
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Smocha Latte

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)
Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.
by VonJost July 20, 2011
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stachie

1. Noun, A selfie taken in order to show off one's mustache. 2. Adj. A descriptive term for a rapist's face.
Ex. 1. Instagram is flooded with stachies during March
Ex. 2. Can you describe what you're assailants looked like. Well, they were really stachie.
by PkmnTrnrBrock November 23, 2013
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stache trash

When you have such a thick beard/stache that you are able to stuff at least three empty chip bags in there.
Oh my god that guys stache trash is SWEET!
by Big guy 44 November 30, 2016
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Stache Booty Johnson

A name given to the juiciest booty in town! Someone who twerks that booty hard and makes all the ladies extra moist! BOM BOM BOM!
by MS.M-R April 9, 2020
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stacheitory

When a grown man attempts to grow a mustache, but the end result resembles what appears on the upper lip of a prepubescent teen (male or female).
The the patchy tufts of hair hair growing on Danny’s upper lip formed a perfect stacheitory.
by Five-high-guy June 5, 2021
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