staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

Stepler

Incredibly homosexual; pertaining to or describing someone who is over the top in their gayness.

“That dude over there is just stepler, bro. I didn’t even need to ask to know that he’s gay.”

by JoyfulLad123 January 26, 2019

Stapletit

When someone throws a chunk of staples into the bra of a female. If sucessful, it will impale the n i p

"Sarah is such a bitch! I should give her a stapletit at lunch"

by HarryPython April 16, 2019

Staple Wook

A wook that feels they need to speed up their transformation process by stapling dreadlocks, crystals, spoons, and other wook trinkets to their head. This increases their overall headiness and wookness exponentially.

Man that dude over there is a supreme staple wook

by Gobnugget September 11, 2019

staplehead

staplehead (noun): someone like Freya - Foolish or a stupid person. Doesen't know what's going on around them

example: Freya is a such a silly staplehead

by pywowo October 13, 2019

stapper

Stapper is the best last name in the world. Who ever has this last name means business in everything they do and never fails.

Stapper how did you do at your game
I won of course.

by @thebobster September 10, 2020

stapher

poopoopeepee

stapher can really poopoopeepee

by chunkeypoofy349 January 9, 2021