When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
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Amanda: I'm not sure. If he is he's hasn't come out of the stable yet.
Amanda: I'm not sure. If he is he's hasn't come out of the stable yet.
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Get the fox in a stable mug.Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.
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Get the red stapler mug.When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.
When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
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