squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

squatfacing by RZM007 July 23, 2010

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squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

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anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

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When a native from Sweden has a naturally squeaky voice

Look at him! He's squeadish!

Squeadish by Insanio February 2, 2015

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the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

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When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

squat blocked by efaith December 4, 2019

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This is a Greek word it comes from a rubber ducky called Connie. It means your sleep schedule is messed up but it also means your a fire truck.

squeadueleeeeeee

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