Squeezing the Turkey

The act of taking a piss

Person 1: I'M SQUEEZING THE TURKEY
Person 2: DUDE! DONT TELL ME

by Joe Shmoey May 11, 2011

Metaphorically Speaking

Something that is used in Reference to something that isn't real but more something of an idea.

Used in a metaphor,
something my best friend Erin doesn't get <33333

Ashley: "He wants my candy, metaphorically speaking of course"
Erin: "Whats that?!, Meta-... candy?! what the fuck?!"

by ashweehavwakk October 27, 2009

heat seaking moisture missile

Slang term for the penis

I hit her with the heat seaking moisture missile.

by Tim And Chris February 16, 2003

squawking

yelling profusely loud at a party to a girl to start sucking your dick at that very moment regardless of the setting

Man, I could hear Kyle squawking from ten miles away last night

by IkeJones69 January 13, 2011

queaking

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!

by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.

Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..

by R.Meinen December 3, 2011

squeaming

verb (used without object), squeamed, squeaminig.
1. to wriggle, writhe , cringe, or curl your toes in disgust
2. to feel or display discomfort, distress, or disgust, embarrassment, pain, etc.:

noun
3. the act of being squeamish; a squeaming or wriggling movement.

He was seen squeaming whilst watching the surgeon cut into the patients brain.

by slothgirl69 October 26, 2017