eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020

Gook squat

When a gook, referring to any asian person, is squatting down, like a catcher in baseball, whenever they need to kill time, reach for something on the bottom shelf, or talk to their gook children.

Fernando: Hey, Alex, check it out, that asian is squatting down all awkwardly. WTF!?
Alex: O dude, she's doin the gook squat. They all do it.

by Alex42 December 7, 2010

Squat Lobster

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

by tensuke February 23, 2013

Pappa Squat

Used to say Peace Out or I'm Out

Colby: Dude that party was Awesome!

Jeff: Yeah but I'm gonna get outta here before the cops show up, Pappa Squat.

Colby: Aiight Peace.

by Jordash #17 August 19, 2008

Pussy Squat

A pussy squat occurs when a female rejects the sperm of a male that undesirably finished inside of her by squating over his chest and using her baby pushing muscles, expels all of the semen onto the chest of the male. Usually this occurs when the female instructs the male to NOT finish inside of her and the male does the contrary. A pussy squat does not need to happen on top of the male, it can be performed any where the female desires.

Frank: So last night my girl told me not to finish inside of her and I forgot when my O face came on. So she did a pussy squat on my chest.
Mark: Son, that's fucked up.
Frank: Sooooooon, I know!!! I needed a towel urgently.

by Jack Pigeon November 16, 2009

pop a squat

What a street ho does when she has to urinate

Don't look over there, that bitch is about to pop a squat

by DigitalKlepto April 23, 2003

Asian Squat

A squat position that is common practice amongst Asians. The form is generally a full deep squat with legs shoulder width apart, feet flat on the surface, and weight distributed to the heels. Footwear that have a slight heel makes the squat much easier to hold. This form is generally seen while smoking, casually conversing, eating, observing, resting, or use of the bathroom. In many parts of Asia, the toilets require the user to squat in this form. It recently gained attention because research concluded many Westerners have bowel movement issues from the adaption of using toilets and lost the form and ability to align the bowels straight for ease of bowel movements.

Guy 1 : Look at that rich Asian guy squatting in his suit and Rolex!

Guy 2 : That’s the Asian Squat. He probably knows what it’s like growing up poor.

Guy 1 : Asians have strange methods...

by G-Dogger G July 13, 2018