spunk hole

A place (club, pub, town, house) that is rubbish.

Scunthorpe is an absolute spunk hole.

by chazthewaz October 5, 2004

spunk tv

according to MXC commentary the second network for men

"whos works for spunk tv the second network for men"

by MXC LUVER December 4, 2004

spunk drunk

getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.

Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle

by Rob D. August 17, 2003

spunk guzzler

a promiscuous woman.

June is a right spunk guzzler, 5 blokes gave her a roasting last night.

by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.

'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face

by Loja October 7, 2007