chicken scratch

My writing.
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself

Damn, I can't read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?

by Doug Walmsley June 19, 2003

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

cock scratch fever

Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.

Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.

by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008

scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.

Didn't even scratch me, pussy.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

Cat Scratch Fever

The remnants of an intense sexual experience. Usually consisting of scratch and/or bite marks and hickies.

Damn man, I slept with Lauren last night and now I've got a brutal case of cat scratch fever

by SKid0207 January 6, 2012

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 9, 2004

Saratoga Springs

Historic town known for it's horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.

Man: Let's go to Starbucks, shop at Eddie Bauer, then cheat on our taxes!

Woman: Oh, that's soooo Saratoga Springs!

by t_j_holl August 16, 2008