deja splooge

When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu

I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some deja splooge before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.

by Uga Dooga Woo March 24, 2017

Scrooge Splooge

A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.

Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017

accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009

shoe splooge

the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise

dude i got all the guys to shoe splooge jims shoe before he goes to get us more beer.

by jurasickjack November 27, 2009

Smurf Splooge

When someone uses so much blue dish washing liquid that it appears as if a smurf jizzed all over their dishes.

We keep running low on Dawn because she smurf splooged the entire sink

by Stevil2014 September 7, 2014

frog splooge

At what point in your life did you wish to look this up
the art of 2+2=5
u r mum

ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead

by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021

Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009