Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017

sploff

something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'

or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart

yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!

by anony mouse July 10, 2004

Shlok

The name 'shlok' means bhosdike. If uk hindi u might know the meaning of bhosdike.

Introvert guy when he sees shlok - Hello bsdk

by Hamdhan July 28, 2021

Shlok

A tall and cocky narcissist who displays sexual attractions to sticks, and is often also a bad music producer.

The Shlok wondered how birds could get so high up on trees.

by Bobhav October 28, 2017

'splodinology

'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.

Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".

See also: 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinism, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, The Church of 'splodinity.

"He's the professor of particle physics and 'splodinology"
"...'splodinology?"
"Indeed. Blowing shit up"

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

Splochy

The sound of a tear drop cascading into an asshole.

Girlfriend - What the fuck was that in my ass?

Boyfriend - Haha Splochy!!!

by AuntieChrist November 18, 2011

splodger

The little-known, but correct term for what is commonly referred to as aTV remote control device.

"Where's the splodger??"
"The what..?"
"You know! The thing for the TV! That thing with all the buttons! The thing with the buttons that you go *splodge, splodge!* with to work the TV... The splodger!!"

by GetItRight! August 27, 2017