split pissonality

When you're taking a leak and you get two streams out of the one hole!

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by Da Man July 16, 2004

split finger whisker biscuit

slang term for pussy

You should have seen her split finger whisker biscuit

by Pedro420 July 19, 2007

split tail beaver

Pussy

"What you doin tonight? "
"oh probably go hunt split tail beaver."

by 99 pstroke September 12, 2016

split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

split shift

to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.

Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.

by TheKiddIV March 25, 2010