Splice

The act of sharing, usually with a narcotic

Bro will you splice stoge that with me?

by @downloadmymixta April 5, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

splicesparky

Gay

That person was splicesparky.

by GrammarPatty May 30, 2018

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splicer

Someone who fakes speedruns by means of video manipulation or otherwise because they are a useless human being

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kids speedrun? It was insane!
Guy 2: Nah bro he went full K' Will on that lol. Kid is a despicable splicer
Guy 1: lol

by MetalGearFan August 6, 2018