Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

spiteful fart

Farting on purpose just to spite someone

My boss was a jerk to me, so I busted out a spiteful fart in his face as I walked past his desk.

by Slackey January 11, 2009

spitznogle

A black person ejaculating violently while loudly cackling!

Hey did you see Dwayne? Na man, he's busy with a spitznogle.

by Schroctopus March 2, 2014

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009

shitzen

when you are running real fast to the bathroom but let a little shit slide out.

"Holy god! I just had to shitzen, and it's not my fault! Damn you Drew Carrey!"

by T-Bass January 4, 2008

spitzed on

led down the WALK OF SHAME when your husband is FORCED to confess his hooker obsession

After my husband was drugged and robbed in our apartment by a hooker, he had to file a police report and confess his "indiscretions". The police took the co-op's security video and suddenly everyone knew he paid for sex with strangers. And me? I was spitzed on! Pushed down the WALK OF SHAME. It was HIS dirty laundry, but people stared at ME.

by VIZMA March 12, 2008