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figet spinner

1. a toy for people that have issues
2.a toy for people who want to spend money on random things
3. its gold for 12-year-olds
4. an attraction for ladies
5. just a really really dumb toy
I love my new figet spinner is so dumb
by urdadissohotomg June 12, 2017
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Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
by StompLiberals January 22, 2019
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Fidget Spinner

LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.
by I support Donald Trump August 14, 2017
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midget spinner

A midget so obese he/she has it's own orbit.
You play league of legends? You must be a midget spinner!
by jupiter the dwarf August 27, 2021
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fidget spinner

A tool used by people suffering LSD problems, autism or a mental issue. If you want to listen to a LSD autism song, write Misha fidget spinner song.
Remember that day when I f*cked that fidget spinner, it was made from gold.
by tintintheidiot January 15, 2018
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iPad Spinner

A type of cashier who’s biggest job, now that cash payments are rare, is to spin the iPad around for you to complete your payment and give them an exorbitant tip for this “service.”
The iPad Spinner stared at me while I had to choose either a 20%, 25%, and 30% tip.
by HenryHill69 November 1, 2023
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Spinner Bait

Another name for a hand rolled ciggy
"Ay Davo , Roll me a spinner bait"

" Ay Davo you got any tobacco left? Roll me a Spinner bait?" Davo - " Yeah i got no filters left but"
by Mr Vanders October 26, 2022
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