Sancho

Name used by fellow inmates for the guy that is fucking your woman and whom your kids are calling daddy while you are in jail. Most likely the person you think is your best friend or hate the most. Used in a heckling manner.

'Hey Richard, I heard Sancho is with your woman on the outside'.

by cruznsquaw January 17, 2003

Spicy Sanchez

That feeling you get on your genitals after chopping jalapenios or other spicy foods and then fingering your partner.

That guy who made the salsa at the party last night gave me a spicy sanchez. My pussy and asshole are still burning.

by mmuffkin April 25, 2010

sancho

Spanish for the person who comes in your back door when you're at work, drinks your beer, watches your TV, and f's your wife.

(s-on-cho)

Watcheley the sancho!(watch out for the sancho)

by Hunk Bergundy August 25, 2007

Greasy Sanchez

When in any occasion a guy wipes the sweat from his balls on a girls upper lip.

Like a Dirty Sanchez, but with ball sweat.

Also see Greasy Rosita.

It was a hot day out so I gave her a Greasy Sanchez. I told her it was just water though and all day she was going around wondering what that funny smell was.

by jackie June 10, 2003

Sanctimonious Git

A person (or conglomerate of two persons who are virtually indistinhuishable as individuals) who is so far up his or her own (or their own collective) arsehole their own mother wants to run them down.

That sanctimonious git takes pictures during a group holiday and then tries to charge for them even though everyone else is sharing their pictures and then has the gittishness to get all high and mighty when someone uses one of the pictures on their facebook profile.

I cant believe that sanctimonious git - "failed to do the right thing"!?!?!

by martin day January 15, 2008

claudio sanchez

Pooftastic. Entirely. Just pooftastic.

"You call that poofing? Let a pro show you how it's done." *snap* ... *POOFSPLOSION*

by Skiba February 28, 2005

dirty sanchez with extra gravy

See Dirty Sanchez, but add...

When the woman has diarrhea

While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.

by Of Course May 13, 2005