snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Snooper

A Snooper is someone who digs through things that they shouldn't, aren't theirs and they have *NO BUSINESS* with and who then gets all bent out of shape over what they find.

My X looked through my phone and just started deleting phone numbers. Fucking hate Snoopers.

He got back together with his X. After she was moved back into his house, she turned Snooper and read his e-mail over the 6 months they weren't dating/talking/hated-each-other.

She went Snooper on his Facebook to find the girl he'd been fucking, or maybe just knows, or could even be related to. She couldn't tell from Facebook but she was *PISSED* anyway.

by P-kiddy January 16, 2010

snoozeboozing

the habit of hitting the snooze button in the morning, then drinking a bottle of rum, waking up to the snooze signal of your alarm clock, repeating the procedure. act of desperation.

Me: I was snoozeboozing right now..
Bas: How do you ever get by??

by MM0086 October 5, 2006

Shnooze

When you go for a shit but, whilst sitting there, you nod off and it turns in to a snooze

God knows how long I had that shnooze for, but it will be tough to explain to my boss

by laugust July 22, 2010

snooger

This is the combination of snots from a runny nose and boogers also found in the nose usually not as runny as snots,

Honey, let me get you a tissue, you have snoogers.

by bush baby's girl February 20, 2009

smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc

I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.

by **paula** May 12, 2007

Snoode

An individual who thinks of themselves as being better than or above others around them.

a) Hey man did you end up talking to that girl?
b) Yeah i did she was such a snood.
a) Well thats to bad, she did look kind of like a snoode tho.

by micahxxx December 2, 2011